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Video Tombstones ------------------ -- Submitted by CaptainBasil How about a DVD-based, flat screen LCD video unit embedded in a granite tombstone, for perpetual replay of highlights of the dearly departed's life? [Editor's Note:

Even better, how about a motion detector so your video can pop up whenever anyone approaches. Then add some speech recognition and some canned replies and you can carry on simple conversations with the dead. Example: You ask, "How are you today?" The DVD plays the answer, "Not so good. Still dead."

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True Tale 1 ------------ A friend of mine manages a Barnes and Noble store. One of her high school part-time workers called in to say she was unable to come to work. Her excuse was that she couldn't find her bra.

True Tale 8 ----------- An Induhvidual in my office labeled her tape dispenser with the word, "TAPE." I can think of only two reasons: 1. She wanted to make sure that her tape dispenser was not used for any unauthorized purposes, or...

2. She feared she would not recognize the tape dispenser in the future.

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yesterday i asked Dr.Ci to take a photo with me. he's a different style from Hansen's, but i can't tell who is better. they are the profs that sometimes i want to stand up and like a stupid fan to clap my hands. philosophy can be exciting and friendly.

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